Where is everyone??

You all must be shook off the realness.

Keaton?

KC man urinating while sleepwalking stabbed
KANSAS CITY, Mo. – A sleepwalking episode led to a stabbing. The Kansas City Star reported on its Web site Wednesday that the 24-year-old victim suffered a stab wound to his face and shoulder. Police said the victim's girlfriend awoke around 1:30 a.m. Wednesday to find her boyfriend urinating in the closet. He was intoxicated when he arrived at his apartment several hours earlier.

Police said the man had a history of sleepwalking and ignored his girlfriend's repeated efforts to wake him up.

He pushed her out of the way as he walked toward the kitchen, and she reportedly became scared that he might hit her.

Police said she grabbed a knife and held it up as he approached. He sustained injuries that are believed to be non-life threatening.

2009 World Beard Champion

David Traver from Anchorage, Alaska

From the mind of Kenny Fucking Powers

"I was almost involved in a freak accident at birth when my dick was mistaken for my fucking umbilical cord."


"Shamwow can't even help the ladies when I'm around."


"I don't call them MILF's. I don't call them cougars. If they're hot as shit and full of vagina, consider them fair game."



"If I ever were to fucking die, I'd want to donate my dick to science. I'm pretty sure it contains the cure to AIDS."


"I Drove some blonde bitch all the way to Claire's yesterday, only to fucking find out they don't do taint piercings anymore."


"What the fuck is this 4/20 bullshit? I get high when I get high, bitch, not on some fucking day in April."


"Don't fucking look like your pregnant if you don't want to be asked when the baby's due."


"( {} )☜"


"Earth Day? I couldn't give two shits. I'm here every fucking day."


"This shit is nothing new. I couldn't fucking count the times I've gotten swine flu from porkin' chicks, even with a condom."


"I Don't think this stripper knows she's got genital warts. Looks like a fucking Rice Krispie treat stuck to her labia."


"Getting Pussy Steadily: the only GPS I fucking need."


all stolen from https://twitter.com/KFUCKINGP

some musics

Here is some tunes, perhaps recognizable as they have been used by others for the samplings. Some fun though in trying to flip tracks in ways that the other folks didn't:

The Roots used this track for some of that "Dynamite"

Some OV Wright:

And if you've listened to Cypress Hill at all you surely know this:

Enjoy em...perhaps more soon...

Barrel Monster Bust

JUNE 12--A North Carolina man is facing criminal charges for creating an amusing piece of public art from construction barrels. Joseph Carnevale, 21, was nabbed Wednesday after a Raleigh Police Department investigation determined that he was responsible for the work (seen above) constructed May 31 on a roadway adjacent to North Carolina State University. Carnevale, pictured in the mug shot at right, was charged with misdemeanor larceny for allegedly building his orange monster from materials pilfered from a construction site. According to an arrest warrant, Carnevale "destroyed three road blocking barrels by cutting and screwing them together to form a statue." Police estimated that Carnevale's artwork caused $360 in damages to Hamlett Associates, the North Carolina construction company that owned the barrels. Carnevale is scheduled for a July 21 court appearance in Wake County.

Hacking Programmable Road Signs

So yeah, there was a big to-do about this shit in the news a while back - they mentioned that the hackers got access through instructions they found on the internet... unable to resist, i found them.

NYC Abandoned Stations Guide

Was fiddling around on the internet the other day and ran across this site... outlines detailed information of all the abandoned portions of the NYC subway station!

link

Train Diagrams

click on it to get the full size image.....print that shit out and go to town.

Yo! caught 75 ponds of mackerel and bluefish.  Vicious V caught a bird. Nice posts while I was gone.

Awesome music blogs!!

As I'm sure a lot of you know recently I have been downloading a lot of music from different blogs and websites. Most of the sites that I look at use RAPIDSHARE.COM or MEGAUPLOAD.COM to host their files. these sites have tons of awesome music thats totally free, the only thing you have to pay for (if you want to) is a premium rapidshare account which costs like $7. If you pay for the account it takes all of two minutes to download a full album. SO getting back to my point.....I put a new category on the right side of the blog that is awesome websites and blogs that you guys and girls need to check out. So check'em out! And download some bad ass free music while your at it. And if you have a website that you feel is worthy of being mentioned on the blog then add it to the list. Just go to the blog LAYOUT tab and click on the edit link in the Peep these sites box.

You Tube classics....

I'll post some more later.....believe it or not I'm actually suppose to be working right now.

Some funny fails from failblog.org

$10 for first Crunch member to pull this off

Complete with the salute, ghost riding the whip ain't anything now, this is the new shit.

http://i39.tinypic.com/9t2zyd.gif


...I'll post up music later.

Auto-tune the news

Yo Nate!!

I know you have bad ass songs for days.....you should post some tracks that you think have good samples on them. I need some inspiration! And I guess that goes for anyone else who reads this and thinks they know something I could use. Bitches.

For real this time

These are just some songs off my desktop that I was thinking about sampling....

Ozzy "Mr. Crowley"


JD and the Evil's Dynamite Band "Just Some More Haaa-sheesh"


Toni Tornado "Me Libertei"

You asked for it.

Somebody post some more music for pete's sake.

drunk whale(i like to get drunk too!)

Random interesting sightings.

stickerz seen in New York and Philly

                                                            

US firm says handheld puke ray is ready to go

Pistol style chunder-gat and torch/vom-sabre models
By Lewis Page

A US industrial laser company says it has developed a functional puke-ray system, ideal for use by cops or military personnel wishing to take down their opponents without shooting them. The firm proposes to issue the "non lethal light fighting technology" in two form factors - light-sabre/torch and blaster-pistol.

The so-called Dazer Laser™ technology comes from Laser Energetics Inc, of New Jersey, which has been supplying more conventional laser equipment since 1991. Now, however, the company is pleased to announce its new Defender™ and Guardian™ chunder-beam weapons.

According to Laser Energetics' statement:

These non-lethal weapons have the ability to control the threat at ranges of 1 meter to 2400 meters (model dependent). The Dazer Laser™ - Light Fighting Technologies - emit a green “eye safe” laser beam, that is shaped into approximately a 1 foot to 8 foot Dazer Zone™ (model dependent) which when focused on the threats eyes, the threats vision is temporarily impaired, their balance is effected, and they become affected by nausea. This controls the threat making it difficult for them to manoeuver. The Ultimate Non – Lethal Weapon.

"This life saving non-lethal weapon will help all branches of the military, law enforcement, correctional facilities, security, border patrol, piracy control, homeland security, airport security and much more," says Laser Energetics CEO Robert Battis.

USS CRUNCH

trippple choke

old sign

Guido & Shane collabo.

rusted out

old parking sign

Seen on the streets of Kansas City.

In case you didn't know....

calloabo.

Sir C and Danegerous

dangerous fresh scarf style.

yo big buyon. add yourself in

Big Owl.

                                             This is a big owl.  It was  Killed by an evil coffee company.  -D.Rus

R.I.P